aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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sweet-bitsy:

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

Looks like you need a

HAND

I bet this trip cost you an

ARM AND A LEG

This photo doesn’t cover all the fun you had by

HALF

Are you really just

A FLOATING TORSO WITH ARMS

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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I’m actually celebrating 4/20. My life has become really strange to me since being in the Caribbean. 

#and I leave in two weeks #=\ #I'm not sure I want to leave this life style

princeowl:

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

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sktagg23:

Happy Easter.

(Source: stevenyeon)

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heyfunniest:

Some dogs have a dark side

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lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

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turian-chocolate:

Hannibal Lecter + sassing other serial killers

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radiolarian-ooze:

there are a lot of popular text posts about being cranky, lazy, or socially inept that float around 

and i used to think they were funny in a self-deprecating-humor sort of way

but i am beginning to figure out that people on this website are proud of barely functioning and that is really unsettling

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nostalgic-dreaming:

when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

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