titillatingtubist:

bird-jesus:

i can’t stop fucking laughing at this fucking fish. boops boops.
it’s literal, real scientic name is boops boops.

boops boops in a bucket

B. boops

How come this couldnt have been one of the species we had to memorize in school?  The fish were a bitch to remember.

(Source: yourbrains)

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from-james-to-lily:

skinnyballerinas:

I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”

#sassy harry at it again

(Source: doctorwhos)

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moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave)

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“I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.”
— Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via cyberqueer) [x] (via virginiachance)

(Source: tarntino)

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just-for-grins:

If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up!  :D

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  • God:I am god
  • Moses:no way
  • God:Yahweh

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ithelpstodream:

Cate Blanchett’s fake Elvish Talent

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meowgon:

drcrunk:

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

howling

FUCK

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“And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.”
— Khaled Hosseini (via jhbrd)

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drunkpulpfiction:

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

I didn’t fucking believe this so I looked up some studies on ncbi and I am crying actual tears

how many middle-aged men have stuck their penis in a vacuum cleaner

how

many

(Source: blue-collar-girl)

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1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

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the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….

(Source: nicetats)

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